So much has happened since I last wrote, but my little guy has been keeping me busy. The older he gets the more energy he has and the less he wants to nap. However, his early bedtime has allowed me to keep up with all of the premieres that have aired over the past couple of weeks. I have been impressed, underwhelmed, and very disappointed with some of the shows. After this week, I am dropping one of my go to shows because I am that upset about what the writer did. For those who have DVRd your shows, this post is going to be full of spoilers so prepare yourself....
1. Glee- AMAZING!! I love this show. I can never get enough of it. Maybe it's because I secretly wish I could actually sing and unlike some reality show contestants am well aware that I cannot carry a tune. Rachel's new "friend" in NYC is so much more attractive than Finn and I am ready for that relationship to blossom. I must admit I am not a fan of Kurt. Never have been. I liked him a little bit more when he started dating Blaine because I think Blaine is amazing, but now that it seems their relationship is on the rocks, I am over Kurt. I am anxiously awaiting the arrival of Blake and wonder what his character will be. I am curious to see where the rest of this season goes.
2. Modern Family- The premiere was okay. I definitely laughed. I was also surprised, but it was a little choppy for me. Am I the only one who doesn't like the girl they cast for Lily? I know she is a smaller role on the show, and she's a child, but I think she is a terrible actor. I mean if Full House could find the Olsen twins, can't Modern Family find someone? I was wondering if Gloria and Jay were going to have Mitchell and Cam adopt their child since they lost the one in the hospital, but it seems that is not going to happen based on the first show. Who knows. We will see what happens...
3. Castle- In my opinion, one of the best shows on television. I cannot get enough of this show. Due to the Packer game that ended with the worst call ever, I had to wait until Saturday to catch this gem, but it was worth the wait. Finally, Castle and Beckett are making things happen and I am LOVING it!! This was one of the two shows that got it right on the premiere. They brought the end of last season and the beginning of this season together and tied up lose ends. If you don't watch this show, you should.
4. Scandal- My husband and I started watching this show last year, and I fell in love with it. However, I will say that now when I watch any presidential convention/debate I think to myself "I wonder what is happening behind the scenes when the cameras are off?" Kerry Washington is perfect in this show. This is the second of the two shows that got it right. I am more intrigued than ever to find out what Olivia knows about Quinn and who she is covering up for. Again, if you have not seen this show, you should check it out. Anyone else hooked on it yet?
5. Grey's Anatomy- Shonda has lost a viewer. I am so over this show. First of all, enough of the accidents. It is so unrealistic to think that the same hospital has a hostage situation, and constantly has coworkers getting killed in accidents. I am over it. I loved Lexi and when she was killed off the show, I said to my husband I am done. I thought I would give the first show a chance to pull me back in, but then the death blow for me was killing of Sloan. On top of that, I was left confused and full of questions. All these new characters were introduced and not one of them is intriguing. I officially have given up on this show. Anyone else as disappointed as me??
6. Dancing with the Stars- I realize this is just a reality show, but I love it. I was impressed with all the talent on the show aside from Pamela Anderson who looked lost and made me feel uncomfortable watching her. She was terrible. Also, who is voting for Bristol Palin???? She is not good.
7. Dexter- Okay. I have no spoiler here because I didn't watch the premiere yet, but eventually I will catch up to the current season. My husband and I kept hearing rave reviews about this show, so last year we started watching it. The season 4 finale left me so angry that I boycotted the show until last week. I liked Rita A LOT! I wasn't happy about her being killed off the show so I refused to watch it anymore. Brion kept nagging me about it and finally I gave in. We are currently about 6 episodes into season 5 and again I am getting reeled back in. I really like the show, but I don't handle suspense and killing all that well so I spend a lot of time with my head buried under a blanket or behind a pillow. Regardless of my fears, Dexter I am glad to be back!
I have left out some of the other shows I watched, and I am sure I missed other great ones. Anyone have recommendations?? I tried 666 Park Avenue but sci-fi/horror shows are not for me. I watched it in the middle of the day and was still terrified. Happy watching everyone!
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Finale Fever!!
Bachelor Pad 3
There are few times I have been left speechless in life. Last night was one of them. Since Bachelor Pad aired 3 years ago, I wondered when would someone turn on his/her partner and take the 250,000?? Throughout the entire season, I too questioned what Nick was actually doing there. He never seemed to talk and was about as existent as he was during Ashley's season. Everyone in the house seemed to have something to say about him and how he didn't "deserve" the money. Honestly??? Thank you Kalon for pointing out the obvious. No one in that house deserved anything. They went on a group dating show and then played games that involved little to no skill in order to win half a million dollars. The biggest game of all in the house is that of strategy, and in my opinion Nick, Erica, and Chris made the most skilled moves. Had Chris not pulled Erica into the voting room.....Stagliano would have stayed and continued to play mind games with Rachel, Erica would have voted Chris off the show, and Nick never would have become partners with Rachel. Rachel is all peeved that Nick lied to her, but that was part of his game play. He had to convince her to select share so that he could "keep" the money. He doesn't need to apologize; he won the GAME. Personally, I don't think he did anything wrong. Why aren't people more disgusted with Stagliano? What a douche. He says he came on for love and then showed America why women don't trust men. He did what every woman fears used her until he was ready to move onto someone new. What would have happened had he not been voted off? Would he have played her all the way to the finale in order to get her to share the money? My guess is that he absolutely would have. Had I been in the house he would have been my first vote. He already won; why did they keep him there? Also, how did we not get into Ed for playing Jaclyn? There status was never discussed. What woman in her right mind would want either or those two arrogant, selfish, dbags??? Then again, women love to love "bad" guys and think they can change them.
This goes in my top 3 moments for Bachelor/Bachelor Pad. However, I think number one still belongs to Jason Mesnick and Melissa Rycroft. That was the most dramatic rose ceremony ever. 2nd place- Nick playing the game better than everyone and WINNING the 250,000. 3rd place- Chris taking Erica Rose into the voting room. Epic moves.
Hell's Kitchen/Masterchef
I invested into both of these shows so I felt obligated to watch the finales. However, in both cases it was pretty obvious who was going to win. It was Christina's job to lose the entire season. She should have won and did. Had a woman not won after they dominated the men, I would have been shocked. She earned the job and didn't really partake in all the drama in the house/kitchen. Justin put up a valiant effort but I think she really would have had to screw up in order to lose.
Then there's Christine. I am impressed that a blind woman can cook better than I will ever be able to. That being said, it was obvious they wanted her to win. She clearly was very skilled which is why she made it to the end. I just don't think Josh had a chance. Again they were going to choose her unless she really made a huge mistake. I would have been happy either way; I just wish it wouldn't have been so predictable. Was anyone actually surprised that either of these women won?
I did miss the Voice last night but I'm sure Christina had on some ill-fitting ensemble where her breasts were pouring out for the world to see. If not......that would shock me. Finally, September is here and actual shows are back. I am looking forward to Glee, Scandal (if it's coming back), Castle, Last Man Standing (if it's coming back), Grey's (even though they killed off my favorite character), and probably Go On simply because of Matthew Perry. Any other shows I should watch??
There are few times I have been left speechless in life. Last night was one of them. Since Bachelor Pad aired 3 years ago, I wondered when would someone turn on his/her partner and take the 250,000?? Throughout the entire season, I too questioned what Nick was actually doing there. He never seemed to talk and was about as existent as he was during Ashley's season. Everyone in the house seemed to have something to say about him and how he didn't "deserve" the money. Honestly??? Thank you Kalon for pointing out the obvious. No one in that house deserved anything. They went on a group dating show and then played games that involved little to no skill in order to win half a million dollars. The biggest game of all in the house is that of strategy, and in my opinion Nick, Erica, and Chris made the most skilled moves. Had Chris not pulled Erica into the voting room.....Stagliano would have stayed and continued to play mind games with Rachel, Erica would have voted Chris off the show, and Nick never would have become partners with Rachel. Rachel is all peeved that Nick lied to her, but that was part of his game play. He had to convince her to select share so that he could "keep" the money. He doesn't need to apologize; he won the GAME. Personally, I don't think he did anything wrong. Why aren't people more disgusted with Stagliano? What a douche. He says he came on for love and then showed America why women don't trust men. He did what every woman fears used her until he was ready to move onto someone new. What would have happened had he not been voted off? Would he have played her all the way to the finale in order to get her to share the money? My guess is that he absolutely would have. Had I been in the house he would have been my first vote. He already won; why did they keep him there? Also, how did we not get into Ed for playing Jaclyn? There status was never discussed. What woman in her right mind would want either or those two arrogant, selfish, dbags??? Then again, women love to love "bad" guys and think they can change them.
This goes in my top 3 moments for Bachelor/Bachelor Pad. However, I think number one still belongs to Jason Mesnick and Melissa Rycroft. That was the most dramatic rose ceremony ever. 2nd place- Nick playing the game better than everyone and WINNING the 250,000. 3rd place- Chris taking Erica Rose into the voting room. Epic moves.
Hell's Kitchen/Masterchef
I invested into both of these shows so I felt obligated to watch the finales. However, in both cases it was pretty obvious who was going to win. It was Christina's job to lose the entire season. She should have won and did. Had a woman not won after they dominated the men, I would have been shocked. She earned the job and didn't really partake in all the drama in the house/kitchen. Justin put up a valiant effort but I think she really would have had to screw up in order to lose.
Then there's Christine. I am impressed that a blind woman can cook better than I will ever be able to. That being said, it was obvious they wanted her to win. She clearly was very skilled which is why she made it to the end. I just don't think Josh had a chance. Again they were going to choose her unless she really made a huge mistake. I would have been happy either way; I just wish it wouldn't have been so predictable. Was anyone actually surprised that either of these women won?
I did miss the Voice last night but I'm sure Christina had on some ill-fitting ensemble where her breasts were pouring out for the world to see. If not......that would shock me. Finally, September is here and actual shows are back. I am looking forward to Glee, Scandal (if it's coming back), Castle, Last Man Standing (if it's coming back), Grey's (even though they killed off my favorite character), and probably Go On simply because of Matthew Perry. Any other shows I should watch??
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
What happened to Tuesdays?
During most of the year, Tuesday is by far my favorite day of television. However, what happened to the line up? I watched one show last night, and to fill the time my husband and I watched some DVR material and the Brewers/Cubs game. I used to have to make choices between 90210, Glee (I think this moved to Thursday now based on previews), Biggest Loser, American Idol, Last Man Standing, and others I am sure I am forgetting. Last night, all I had to watch was Masterchef, and it was only an hour show since only five were left. At least some my favorites are still on the show.
In order to watch tv the only way that I love, with fast forwarding, my husband and I watched an episode of Feherty. For those of you who are asking yourselves "What is Feherty?" it's basically the man version of a talk show. Feherty used to be a professional golfer, and he interviews people. From what I have seen so far mostly golfers, but in a review of past episodes I saw that he interviewed Charles Barkley and Don Cheadle (sp?). He is from Ireland, has a thick accent, and his interviews are really entertaining. The last two episodes we watched were with Bubba Watson (Before his Masters win) and Graeme McDonald. My husband started recording the show because I think he felt my smut/garbage tv was filling up our DVR. Little did he know I too would enjoy watching. If you haven't watched it, you should. It makes me feel better that I struggle severely with golf when I hear pros talk about having days when they too struggle. Also, Feherty is a really funny guy who does some crazy stuff. I'm including a picture from the time he interviewed John Daly and had a golf ball teed up and hit from his mouth. You couldn't pay me enough money to do that!
Afterwards, Masterchef it was. SPOILER ALERT...I am so sad Monty is gone. Although I question anyone who names their son Danger, I loved her! I am sad that she got sent home over something as simple as adding heavy cream and cutting a fish wrong. In my opinion, I thought Josh should have been sent packing...again. It is clear that Gordon Ramsey is in love with Josh. I like him too. In fact, I think the best chefs are left in the competition, but I thought he made the weaker dish. He too cut the fish poorly, had 5 instead of 4 servings, added food to his plate, and he had the advantage to choose the dish. Seems to me they made the wrong choice. My favorite chef left is Frank. I am incredibly impressed with Christine and what she can do, but I think Frank is the best all-around chef. Becky also seems to be skilled but she seems a bit full of herself and I don't particularly care for that. Is it just me or does she look like Silver from 90210? Check out their pics and tell me you don't agree...
I mean come on....they are identical twins.
P.S. Who cares that celebrities ate those dishes? Do Oprah, Obama, or Jay-Z have magical taste buds? Pretty sure they don't. I would have been more impressed if say Emeril, Wolfgang, or Morimoto came in and said that was the best dish they ever had. They would know.
Now that Monty is gone, I am pretty convinced it's Christine's competition to lose. They love her and her story and she seems to be a great cook. We'll see.
Fingers crossed that my Tuesdays fill back up because last night was just plain disappointing.
In order to watch tv the only way that I love, with fast forwarding, my husband and I watched an episode of Feherty. For those of you who are asking yourselves "What is Feherty?" it's basically the man version of a talk show. Feherty used to be a professional golfer, and he interviews people. From what I have seen so far mostly golfers, but in a review of past episodes I saw that he interviewed Charles Barkley and Don Cheadle (sp?). He is from Ireland, has a thick accent, and his interviews are really entertaining. The last two episodes we watched were with Bubba Watson (Before his Masters win) and Graeme McDonald. My husband started recording the show because I think he felt my smut/garbage tv was filling up our DVR. Little did he know I too would enjoy watching. If you haven't watched it, you should. It makes me feel better that I struggle severely with golf when I hear pros talk about having days when they too struggle. Also, Feherty is a really funny guy who does some crazy stuff. I'm including a picture from the time he interviewed John Daly and had a golf ball teed up and hit from his mouth. You couldn't pay me enough money to do that!
Afterwards, Masterchef it was. SPOILER ALERT...I am so sad Monty is gone. Although I question anyone who names their son Danger, I loved her! I am sad that she got sent home over something as simple as adding heavy cream and cutting a fish wrong. In my opinion, I thought Josh should have been sent packing...again. It is clear that Gordon Ramsey is in love with Josh. I like him too. In fact, I think the best chefs are left in the competition, but I thought he made the weaker dish. He too cut the fish poorly, had 5 instead of 4 servings, added food to his plate, and he had the advantage to choose the dish. Seems to me they made the wrong choice. My favorite chef left is Frank. I am incredibly impressed with Christine and what she can do, but I think Frank is the best all-around chef. Becky also seems to be skilled but she seems a bit full of herself and I don't particularly care for that. Is it just me or does she look like Silver from 90210? Check out their pics and tell me you don't agree...
I mean come on....they are identical twins.
P.S. Who cares that celebrities ate those dishes? Do Oprah, Obama, or Jay-Z have magical taste buds? Pretty sure they don't. I would have been more impressed if say Emeril, Wolfgang, or Morimoto came in and said that was the best dish they ever had. They would know.
Now that Monty is gone, I am pretty convinced it's Christine's competition to lose. They love her and her story and she seems to be a great cook. We'll see.
Fingers crossed that my Tuesdays fill back up because last night was just plain disappointing.
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Bachelor Pad 3
I am going to go out on a limb here and sound like Chris Harrison when I say last night's episode was "the most dramatic rose ceremony ever"!! People can hate on Chris all they want, but he pulled the move of the century. When I watched the previews last week, and during the show this week, I kept thinking what is the twist going to be. Never in a million years would I have guessed that Erica Rose would turn the game upside down. For the past two seasons, I have hoped a moment like this would happen to change the game up and break an alliance. FINALLY someone stood up to the power group and took them down. During the first season, "the couples" ruled the house; during the second season, Vienna and Kasey, ruled the house. (By the way if anyone missed the news story about Kasey he is currently serving time in jail for huffing and getting into a fight at a bar....what a winner!) This season Michael was indeed running the show, until Chris came along.
As the show started, Chris was really getting on my last nerve as he complained that his friends turned against him. It's a game show to win money. People lie; get over it. Another favorite part of the show was when Kalon made a jab at Chris about not winning Emily. Ouch. Then as the show progressed perhaps the most awkward moment other than every single second of Jamie's Bachelor/Bachelor Pad history, was when Ed was questioned about any romantic interest in his partner. What woman would ever find this man attractive? I'm not gonna lie I was a little shocked that Ed was making out with Jaclyn and sharing a bed with her, but to flat out diss her in front of everyone instead of having a conversation first. Have some tact. Next week promises to add more fuel to this fire. Then comes Stagliano's plan to get rid of Chris and Erica.
I just can't get over how clutch that move was by Chris. Everyone tried to get him out and instead the head of house goes down. It was amazing. I am sure people are annoyed with Erica Rose but she has always been one of my favorites; I don't even know why. Personally, I wouldn't have hated it if Blakely would have gone home. She is right up there with some of the most irritating personalities. If she were my partner and screaming in my ear during that teacup competition I would have dropped the plates and told her in much more colorful words to "shut it". All in all, last night was everything I hoped it would be and more. Also, these women who fall apart when their partners/love interests get voted off make me sad. You are there to win money. They didn't die. You can see them after the show and date in a normal setting. Get over it. Nick, who rarely utters a word, was right on when he said his new partner is "a widow". Judging by "reality" tv most women are crazy and most men are jerks who use women.
Can't wait to see what happens next week. Do the contestants not remember how to win the game? If I were in the house, I would keep Chris and Ed around. That would increase my chance of getting the money because no one is going to vote for them. I am rooting for Lindsey. If that means Kalon also wins so be it, but I really like her and hope she stays around.
As the show started, Chris was really getting on my last nerve as he complained that his friends turned against him. It's a game show to win money. People lie; get over it. Another favorite part of the show was when Kalon made a jab at Chris about not winning Emily. Ouch. Then as the show progressed perhaps the most awkward moment other than every single second of Jamie's Bachelor/Bachelor Pad history, was when Ed was questioned about any romantic interest in his partner. What woman would ever find this man attractive? I'm not gonna lie I was a little shocked that Ed was making out with Jaclyn and sharing a bed with her, but to flat out diss her in front of everyone instead of having a conversation first. Have some tact. Next week promises to add more fuel to this fire. Then comes Stagliano's plan to get rid of Chris and Erica.
I just can't get over how clutch that move was by Chris. Everyone tried to get him out and instead the head of house goes down. It was amazing. I am sure people are annoyed with Erica Rose but she has always been one of my favorites; I don't even know why. Personally, I wouldn't have hated it if Blakely would have gone home. She is right up there with some of the most irritating personalities. If she were my partner and screaming in my ear during that teacup competition I would have dropped the plates and told her in much more colorful words to "shut it". All in all, last night was everything I hoped it would be and more. Also, these women who fall apart when their partners/love interests get voted off make me sad. You are there to win money. They didn't die. You can see them after the show and date in a normal setting. Get over it. Nick, who rarely utters a word, was right on when he said his new partner is "a widow". Judging by "reality" tv most women are crazy and most men are jerks who use women.
Can't wait to see what happens next week. Do the contestants not remember how to win the game? If I were in the house, I would keep Chris and Ed around. That would increase my chance of getting the money because no one is going to vote for them. I am rooting for Lindsey. If that means Kalon also wins so be it, but I really like her and hope she stays around.
Monday, August 20, 2012
The Next Great Foodtruck Race
If you didn't catch the last two seasons of this show on the Food Network, make sure you check it out. Last night was the first episode of the second season and the cast is compiled of food truck virgins. Their menus range from waffles, southern style seafood, seoul food, pot pies of any kind, italian food, and recipes from nona's kitchen. All of the teams travel around the country selling their food, competing in various challenges that effect their menus, and hope to win the grand prize. Last season there was a grilled cheese truck that I wanted to find in Milwaukee at food truck fridays, but that never happened. I would love for the competition to come to a city near me to taste their creations, but I'm pretty sure the season already ended so I'll have to keep watch for next year. I haven't picked my favorite yet, but an early favorite is Seoul Sausage. They seem to be pretty chill dudes who know what they are doing and were one of two teams to actually profit on the first challenge. My least favorite group is the Barbie Babes from Australia. I think they are banking on thieir looks more than their food and I just don't think they have a chance. Either way, if you like food competitions you should definitely check this out.
Friday, August 17, 2012
The Glee Project
On Tuesday, I found myself deep into a Glee Project marathon on Oxygen. I knew I had missed the season, but I figured they would have a marathon at the end which would enable me to fast forward through commercials. So, starting at 9 am I tuned in to see who the next stars of one of my favorite shows would be. For those of you who haven't ever heard of this show, it's pretty interesting. I love to see how people are cast for the show, and every episode there is a performance video. I never in a million years would have the amount of talent it takes to act, sing, and dance, but I like the idea that average young adults have the opportunity to openly compete with others for a role. This way they shouldn't have any question as to why they weren't chosen, or who could do better.
From the very beginning I LOVED Blake. I thought it was his competition to lose. He looked the part of the "high school quarterback" and next hearthrob. I was a little shocked when Shanna was sent home because I actually really liked her and loved her voice. She reminded me a little of Kelly Clarkson which was ironic when they had her sing one of her songs to stay on the show. Ally grew on me toward the end because of her personality. Her voice reminds me a little of Kristen Chenowerth (sp?) which I don't really care for. Too high pitched for my taste. Then there was Ayline. She had a great voice and could definitely act. I rarely am shocked with the results of reality shows but this one got me. I mean I did pick Blake from the beginning but I felt like his voice wasn't up to par with everyone else's. Also, I thought the two ladies would really add something new to the show because Ally actually is permanently in a wheel chair and Aylin is Muslim. Maybe they get a cameo??? I couldn't believe one of those two didn't win over Blake. I think he is perfect for the show, but I just was a little surprised he won. Anyone else watch?? In the end, I am just excited for the fall and for my "real" shows to start again. Too much reality tv in my life right now.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Bachelor Pad 3
I cannot believe this is the first time I am writing about this show, but needless to say I couldn't avoid it after the happenings of last night. There are times in my life when I get embarrassed by watching something on television. Last night, Jamie and Blakely just gave a bad name to women. I mean those two are an embarrassment. Jamie, I know there are women who fall in love fast but this guy is living in the same house with you and sharing a bed with another girl. Then he takes Sarah on a date instead of you. Where does that convince you that he's a great guy who really treats a woman well??? You thought he was just being nice? You couldn't wait for him to come home to you? HE'S NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND. It was painful to continue to listen to her talk about how great he was non-stop throughout the entire show. How bad did a guy burn you in the past that you are that desperate to pine after Chris?? She makes women look crazy.
Blakely does not help this argument. She is over the top controlling. Just pick a new partner already and stop following Chris around. What is the obsession with this guy? He isn't even that great. He seems like an average looking guy, but he is such a douche. He openly plays on girls emotions on television. How is that working for you in real life? What girl with any self-respect would want to be with this guy? I liked him at the beginning of Emily's season, but toward the end he got possessive and weird. Not a fan.
Also, can we get some more air time for Kalon, Lindsay, Michael, and Rachel?? It's like they aren't even in the house. I know the preview for next week shows them, but usually when someone gets a lot of airtime they are sent packing. I don't want them to leave yet. If all is working out, Chris should hit the road next week.
Blakely does not help this argument. She is over the top controlling. Just pick a new partner already and stop following Chris around. What is the obsession with this guy? He isn't even that great. He seems like an average looking guy, but he is such a douche. He openly plays on girls emotions on television. How is that working for you in real life? What girl with any self-respect would want to be with this guy? I liked him at the beginning of Emily's season, but toward the end he got possessive and weird. Not a fan.
Also, can we get some more air time for Kalon, Lindsay, Michael, and Rachel?? It's like they aren't even in the house. I know the preview for next week shows them, but usually when someone gets a lot of airtime they are sent packing. I don't want them to leave yet. If all is working out, Chris should hit the road next week.
Saturday, August 11, 2012
London Olympics 2012
The past two weeks I think my tv has been working in overdrive. I cannot get enough of the Olympics. As a former high school athlete, with little to no competition left in my life, I ache for sports. The Brewers have not been helping my cause this season, so the Olympics brought some much needed excitement. I decided to wait until almost the end to share my thoughts. I have a list of observations/questions that I've compiled for the past two weeks.
1. I do not enjoy watching diving. I just cannot stomach people diving so close to a concrete platform, or the occasional glimpse of a butt crack because God forbid they added an inch more of swimsuit. Would more swimsuit ruin the dive? Do they have to be so tiny?
2. If you made it to the Olympics for archery, how do you not hit a bulls eye every time? I mean you are supposed to be the best in the world. I play darts with people at a bar who can hit the bulls eye non-stop. Shouldn't Olympiads be able to always hit it? Do they have flying objects in front of the board?
3. Gymnastics. This is one of my favorite events by far and the only time I really see any gymnastics. I remember going to a college meet and thinking to myself "this isn't what it looks like on the Olympics". Those women/men are so good it's ridiculous. However I do have some questions...1)who came up with the pommel (sp?) horse? 2)Why do all gymnasts have tiny voices? 3) How do they make deductions? I mean that vault by USA was AMAZING but she lost points...how??? 4)How many of those athletes have arthritis/severe knee problems today???
4. Soccer/Water Polo/Basketball.....I am tired of the flopping!! I don't get soccer. I never played it, and I only watch it during the World Cup and Olympics because there is just not enough scoring for my taste and too much acting. I have never seen so many grown men and women fall and complain and then get up and sprint down the field. LAME. I noticed the same thing in water polo. They always look like they are faking a foul. Buck up and take it for the team. Unless you have a torn ligament, broken bone, or dislocation stop laying on the ground.
5. Water polo....One other note here. What is with the wedgies on all of women? I mean are the swimsuits made to ride up their butts? Personally, I could never play water polo because I can tread water for about three minutes and then I get tired, but the swimsuit alone would drive me bananas. Is that how they are supposed to fit?
6. Kayaking...Props to these people. I was impressed watching this event and realize I would never have the guts to try an event where it is possible to tip over and ride upside down for some period of time. No thank you.
7. Tennis. I saw a lot of great matches, but NO ONE dominated like Serena. She was on fire. It was embarrassing for anyone who played her because she was in the zone. Congrats to Andy Murray. Did anyone else think it looked like Federer gave up or was it just me? He just looked like he wasn't in it. And....how is Roddick still a pro? I have backed him for years, but I am losing faith. He just doesn't look very good. Maybe he should have kept Mandy Moore around.
8. Dumbest rules....Only two can compete from a country. Isn't the idea of of the Olympics for the best to beat the best?? If so, then the best should qualify. If your country doesn't get represented, then you should train harder. False starts. I ran track in high school and your nerves are ridiculous. All the pressure is on you and a great start is HUGE in sprints. I don't like the new rule. I know it didn't really affect anyone but I still don't like the change. (The USA runner who got knocked down should have been given a second chance...so sad :o( )
9. Events I just couldn't get into...No matter how hard I tried some events just couldn't pique my interest. Dressage, Boxing (I saw enough fights when I taught in MPS), Table Tennis, Weightlifting, rowing, Shooting (Could anyone even see the clay figures? I never could), Rhythmic Gymnastics, Cycling, and Marathon. Those are just some that quickly lost my attention.
10. Favorite Sport. Volleyball. I cannot get enough of volleyball. I don't care what country is playing, who is playing, where they are playing. I love watching volleyball. Those people hit the ball so hard it is amazing. My personal favorite is Destiny Hooker. Man that girl can pound a kill. If you haven't caught a USA indoor match, you should! Next Olympics I think there should be a volleyball channel. I would watch it all day long.
All in all, this was a phenomenal 2 weeks of television even though I have many gripes with how poorly NBC covered the games. Fingers crossed that ABC gets it next time so my Good Morning America crew can host. GO USA!!
1. I do not enjoy watching diving. I just cannot stomach people diving so close to a concrete platform, or the occasional glimpse of a butt crack because God forbid they added an inch more of swimsuit. Would more swimsuit ruin the dive? Do they have to be so tiny?
2. If you made it to the Olympics for archery, how do you not hit a bulls eye every time? I mean you are supposed to be the best in the world. I play darts with people at a bar who can hit the bulls eye non-stop. Shouldn't Olympiads be able to always hit it? Do they have flying objects in front of the board?
3. Gymnastics. This is one of my favorite events by far and the only time I really see any gymnastics. I remember going to a college meet and thinking to myself "this isn't what it looks like on the Olympics". Those women/men are so good it's ridiculous. However I do have some questions...1)who came up with the pommel (sp?) horse? 2)Why do all gymnasts have tiny voices? 3) How do they make deductions? I mean that vault by USA was AMAZING but she lost points...how??? 4)How many of those athletes have arthritis/severe knee problems today???
4. Soccer/Water Polo/Basketball.....I am tired of the flopping!! I don't get soccer. I never played it, and I only watch it during the World Cup and Olympics because there is just not enough scoring for my taste and too much acting. I have never seen so many grown men and women fall and complain and then get up and sprint down the field. LAME. I noticed the same thing in water polo. They always look like they are faking a foul. Buck up and take it for the team. Unless you have a torn ligament, broken bone, or dislocation stop laying on the ground.
6. Kayaking...Props to these people. I was impressed watching this event and realize I would never have the guts to try an event where it is possible to tip over and ride upside down for some period of time. No thank you.
9. Events I just couldn't get into...No matter how hard I tried some events just couldn't pique my interest. Dressage, Boxing (I saw enough fights when I taught in MPS), Table Tennis, Weightlifting, rowing, Shooting (Could anyone even see the clay figures? I never could), Rhythmic Gymnastics, Cycling, and Marathon. Those are just some that quickly lost my attention.
All in all, this was a phenomenal 2 weeks of television even though I have many gripes with how poorly NBC covered the games. Fingers crossed that ABC gets it next time so my Good Morning America crew can host. GO USA!!
Monday, July 23, 2012
Couldn't Stop Smiling
Last night might not have been "the most dramatic rose ceremony ever" but it was definitely my favorite finale of any bachelor/bachelorette show. I loved Emily on Brad's season and figured he would pick her because it was so obvious that he was obsessed with her from the very beginning. I just always got the feeling that he didn't think he was good enough for her. Who knows? I am sure I will never meet any of them in my life, and if I did I would most likely point, stare, and grab my friends to tell them who was there.
As far as this season goes, I had my favorites. I loved Sean because well he was drop dead gorgeous. In the beginning, I was kind of rooting for Chris until he got all creepy and possessive and weirded me out. I never liked Ari. The way he grabbed her when they kissed was awkward, and his hometown visit was a whole other level of bizarre. I would have been very disappointed if she had chosen him. But, my favorite was Jef. He just seems like the most genuine, funny, kind-hearted person ever, and I was crossing my fingers that he would be the one she chose.
Once his date started and they got into an intense conversation about meeting Ricky, I immediately respected him even more. He wasn't afraid to call her out and be proactive about the situation. He always came across as caring about ALL of Emily and not just making out with Emily. There were two times when I just couldn't stop smiling this season. 1) When Jef read Emily the letter he wrote to her and 2) When he proposed. He just made me feel good inside, and I couldn't stop smiling. Let's not forget that Jef was also hands down the best dressed Bachelor/Bachelorette male contestant ever.
People can hate all they want on Emily, but last night I just felt optimistic about love and reality tv. As far as the pause, I just felt like she was taking a moment to take it all in. That day is so important in your life and you want to be able to remember every moment of it. I would give anything to have mine on tape to watch again. All in all, great season, and I can't wait for Bachelor Pad to remind me how mean people can be to each other.
As far as this season goes, I had my favorites. I loved Sean because well he was drop dead gorgeous. In the beginning, I was kind of rooting for Chris until he got all creepy and possessive and weirded me out. I never liked Ari. The way he grabbed her when they kissed was awkward, and his hometown visit was a whole other level of bizarre. I would have been very disappointed if she had chosen him. But, my favorite was Jef. He just seems like the most genuine, funny, kind-hearted person ever, and I was crossing my fingers that he would be the one she chose.
Once his date started and they got into an intense conversation about meeting Ricky, I immediately respected him even more. He wasn't afraid to call her out and be proactive about the situation. He always came across as caring about ALL of Emily and not just making out with Emily. There were two times when I just couldn't stop smiling this season. 1) When Jef read Emily the letter he wrote to her and 2) When he proposed. He just made me feel good inside, and I couldn't stop smiling. Let's not forget that Jef was also hands down the best dressed Bachelor/Bachelorette male contestant ever.
People can hate all they want on Emily, but last night I just felt optimistic about love and reality tv. As far as the pause, I just felt like she was taking a moment to take it all in. That day is so important in your life and you want to be able to remember every moment of it. I would give anything to have mine on tape to watch again. All in all, great season, and I can't wait for Bachelor Pad to remind me how mean people can be to each other.
Best Show EVER...Friends
Wrote this on Friday...just got time to finish it today. Hope you enjoy.
In light of what happened this morning in Colorado, I had to turn the tv off and resort to one of my all time favorite shows...Friends. It never fails to disappoint me even though I have watched the entire season from start to finish a safe 20 times. My husband tells me I say the same thing everytime I run across a Friends episode on television. It goes a little something like "this episode is so funny," or "I love this episode." I do say it about every episode, but I'm going to narrow it down to my top 10.
10. Eddie won't go.
9. The proposal.
8. Ross's Wedding.
7. The one with Ross's sandwich. I love any epsidoe where Ross loses control and starts screaming.
6. The one with the Jellyfish.
5. The one in Vegas. I particularly love Ross and Rachel in this one.
4. The one where Ross got high. The best part is when everyone's secrets come out.
3. The one with the embryos. The game alone had me laughing hysterically. "My sister's gonna have my baby"
2. The one where everybody finds out. This particular one was on last night and it was just as good as I remember. "But they don't know that we know they know we know."
1. The one where everyone is getting ready. Some of my favorite lines came from this episode.
So, these are my top 10...anyone think I should have included a different one.
In light of what happened this morning in Colorado, I had to turn the tv off and resort to one of my all time favorite shows...Friends. It never fails to disappoint me even though I have watched the entire season from start to finish a safe 20 times. My husband tells me I say the same thing everytime I run across a Friends episode on television. It goes a little something like "this episode is so funny," or "I love this episode." I do say it about every episode, but I'm going to narrow it down to my top 10.
10. Eddie won't go.
8. Ross's Wedding.
7. The one with Ross's sandwich. I love any epsidoe where Ross loses control and starts screaming.
6. The one with the Jellyfish.
5. The one in Vegas. I particularly love Ross and Rachel in this one.
4. The one where Ross got high. The best part is when everyone's secrets come out.
3. The one with the embryos. The game alone had me laughing hysterically. "My sister's gonna have my baby"
2. The one where everybody finds out. This particular one was on last night and it was just as good as I remember. "But they don't know that we know they know we know."
1. The one where everyone is getting ready. Some of my favorite lines came from this episode.
So, these are my top 10...anyone think I should have included a different one.
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Just Some Observations
Just some observations I made while watching the tube last night:
1. Britney Spears is looking rough in those Voice promos.
2. Is Britney even allowed to tell someone he or she can't sing? I mean does she not know that she is incapable of carrying a tune?
3.K-Rod might just give me a heart attack or anxiety disorder by the end of this season if he plans on making every save so close. I felt like I was in the game last night. I was sweating, moving around, and talking to myself.
4. Turns out hip hop dancing to the weather alert guy's voice doesn't go well together.
5. To all reality competitions who have judges and result shows, you should take note of how So You Think You Can Dance changed their format. In less than an hour there was little filler and garbage, and I knew who was leaving the show. In addition, I didn't have to watch some going away video that reminded of a funeral.
6. I could never be a chef. I hate seafood, and it seems like every show I watch you have to love shrimp, scallops, or some other type of fish.
7. Nookie, on Around the World in 80 Plates, might have been my favorite contestant ever on a reality show.
8.Boogie, on Big Brother, might be my least favorite next to a handful of people I couldn't stand on multiple seasons of Biggest Loser. (For example, Jon, Elizabeth, and Conda)
9. Inevitably, every morning when my son goes down for his first nap, I forget to turn of the Disney channel and watch Phineas and Ferb and Doc McStuffins. B only watches Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, so these two shows are just for me and they are awesome.
10. Last but not least, the British Open starts today which will interfere with all programs. I really need to improve my golf game so I can at least beat my husband on a hole other than a par 3. I don't know who I am rooting for yet, but usually I base it solely on looks and outfits. That's right, I already ruled out Rory.
Hope everyone enjoyed the much needed rain last night. Amazingly, it did not interrupt my satellite viewing. That's a first.
1. Britney Spears is looking rough in those Voice promos.
2. Is Britney even allowed to tell someone he or she can't sing? I mean does she not know that she is incapable of carrying a tune?
3.K-Rod might just give me a heart attack or anxiety disorder by the end of this season if he plans on making every save so close. I felt like I was in the game last night. I was sweating, moving around, and talking to myself.
4. Turns out hip hop dancing to the weather alert guy's voice doesn't go well together.
5. To all reality competitions who have judges and result shows, you should take note of how So You Think You Can Dance changed their format. In less than an hour there was little filler and garbage, and I knew who was leaving the show. In addition, I didn't have to watch some going away video that reminded of a funeral.
6. I could never be a chef. I hate seafood, and it seems like every show I watch you have to love shrimp, scallops, or some other type of fish.
7. Nookie, on Around the World in 80 Plates, might have been my favorite contestant ever on a reality show.
8.Boogie, on Big Brother, might be my least favorite next to a handful of people I couldn't stand on multiple seasons of Biggest Loser. (For example, Jon, Elizabeth, and Conda)
9. Inevitably, every morning when my son goes down for his first nap, I forget to turn of the Disney channel and watch Phineas and Ferb and Doc McStuffins. B only watches Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, so these two shows are just for me and they are awesome.
10. Last but not least, the British Open starts today which will interfere with all programs. I really need to improve my golf game so I can at least beat my husband on a hole other than a par 3. I don't know who I am rooting for yet, but usually I base it solely on looks and outfits. That's right, I already ruled out Rory.
Hope everyone enjoyed the much needed rain last night. Amazingly, it did not interrupt my satellite viewing. That's a first.
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Too Many Choices
First of all, I would like to thank K-Rod for finally closing a game. I'm pretty sure you saved your life at the hands of Randy Wolf. If someone else had ruined another one of his starts he might have imploded. Brewers have to pull it together today and take 2 of 3 from the Cards. (Fingers crossed that Braun is okay)
Has anyone noticed how packed the lineup on Tuesday nights is? I can't seem to keep up with all of the shows. I didn't miss my favorites though and was not disappointed.
Hell's Kitchen- SPOILER ALERT!! Finally, Tiffany was booted from the show. I had my fingers crossed that Robyn would leave with her, but I will settle for one of the two. Tiffany just made me uncomfortable in the kitchen. Whenever they panned to her in the kitchen, she had a spoon in her mouth. My gut tells me that she put that same spoon right back into the dish she was cooking. Case in point, she used a dirty pan when there were TONS of clean ones sitting right by the stove. She just seemed dirty and didn't care about service. I am rooting for Christina, Dana, or Barbie. I am not sure why all the women hate on Barbie, but I think one of those women is going to win.
RHOC Part 2- Man I cannot get enough of these women! Can there be a part 3? Can they force Brooks to come out and face the music? He is so full of it, and Vicky is absolutely getting played. What I wish happened more in this reunion was calling people out using footage. I would love for them to lie around recorded events. Let's see what really happened and then watch them react. They have to have tons of unused footage full of dirt, and I think it would be fun to watch. My husband HATES these shows. I myself find them so entertaining that I would watch the train wrecks over and over again hoping for more drama.
Design Star- Who lives in a Yurt? Do people actually buy these things to live in? Don't get me wrong, I would vacation in one of these hovering over the waters in Tahiti. (BTW I googled Yurts and some of them are AMAZING!)
Here are some questions I wonder when I watch the show. How much money do the designers get to spend? How long do they get the furniture for? What happens to the items they use when the episode is over? For the first time in a reality show, I actually liked all 3 of the contestants. I was sad to see Hilary go and hope she gets the Internet show. Deep down I am rooting for Brittany. I love her design style and want her to come and redecorate my entire house.
Thankfully the Brewers have a day game, so I can catch up on Big Brother tonight.
Any suggestions for good Wednesday night shows??
Has anyone noticed how packed the lineup on Tuesday nights is? I can't seem to keep up with all of the shows. I didn't miss my favorites though and was not disappointed.
Hell's Kitchen- SPOILER ALERT!! Finally, Tiffany was booted from the show. I had my fingers crossed that Robyn would leave with her, but I will settle for one of the two. Tiffany just made me uncomfortable in the kitchen. Whenever they panned to her in the kitchen, she had a spoon in her mouth. My gut tells me that she put that same spoon right back into the dish she was cooking. Case in point, she used a dirty pan when there were TONS of clean ones sitting right by the stove. She just seemed dirty and didn't care about service. I am rooting for Christina, Dana, or Barbie. I am not sure why all the women hate on Barbie, but I think one of those women is going to win.RHOC Part 2- Man I cannot get enough of these women! Can there be a part 3? Can they force Brooks to come out and face the music? He is so full of it, and Vicky is absolutely getting played. What I wish happened more in this reunion was calling people out using footage. I would love for them to lie around recorded events. Let's see what really happened and then watch them react. They have to have tons of unused footage full of dirt, and I think it would be fun to watch. My husband HATES these shows. I myself find them so entertaining that I would watch the train wrecks over and over again hoping for more drama.
Design Star- Who lives in a Yurt? Do people actually buy these things to live in? Don't get me wrong, I would vacation in one of these hovering over the waters in Tahiti. (BTW I googled Yurts and some of them are AMAZING!)
Here are some questions I wonder when I watch the show. How much money do the designers get to spend? How long do they get the furniture for? What happens to the items they use when the episode is over? For the first time in a reality show, I actually liked all 3 of the contestants. I was sad to see Hilary go and hope she gets the Internet show. Deep down I am rooting for Brittany. I love her design style and want her to come and redecorate my entire house.
Thankfully the Brewers have a day game, so I can catch up on Big Brother tonight.
Any suggestions for good Wednesday night shows??
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Monday Madness
Just in case you wanted an explanation about Sean.
These "Tell All" specials make me laugh. Maybe this is because I fear any type of confrontation; therefore, I would crumble in this type of atmosphere. Or maybe it is because the only purpose is to rehash some drama and make the women swoon over a brokenhearted man. I mean how am I going to really believe Chris when moments before his "heart wrenching" story he was in bed with two different women and claiming he was about to have a third. Doesn't seem like he is too hurt by what happened. I know. I know. This show is fake, or that is what I have been told. However, I am the ideal audience. I truly believe these people develop feelings for each other. They might not last but I still think some do actually fall in love. Perhaps I am too optimistic.
Anyways, I loved that Ryan didn't take himself too seriously and get all offended that the guys were laughing behind his back. What I don't understand is how did they not talk more about how lame the dj was?? I believe he was going by the name of Stevie. A grown man who says he wants to be a dad walks around with a boom box on his shoulder and calls himself Stevie?? I don't get it. I think he got off easy last night. As far as who I think Emily picks....I love Jef. I think he is awesome. He's cute, charming, smart, accomplished, and genuinely seems like a good guy. I get the hibby jebbies (sp?) when it comes to Ari. Something doesn't seem right. I just don't like the guy.
While I was enjoying this teaser before the "most dramatic rose ceremony ever" to be aired on Sunday, I was getting my fill of Hell's Kitchen. How come so many of the chefs on this show serve undercooked or raw food? Isn't that cooking 101? I mean I know when chicken is done and I maybe cook it once a year. Also, if someone could please send a memo to Robin to stop rolling her bottom lip down when she talks that would be amazing. Can't wait to see what happens tonight. It looks like both sides face and epic fail. I will just have to wait and see. Who is everyone else picking for Emily??? Or does she pick no one? (I don't read spoilers so don't spoil it for me :o)
Friday, July 13, 2012
Holy Stereotypes
Per recommemdation, I tuned into the premiere of Big Brother last night. I watched the original season but didn't get hooked into the show, so I am a bit out of the loop. I don't know what it is about reality tv that gets me so addicted, but I will be watching next week to see how the season unfolds.
A couple of weeks ago, I gave Glass House a chance. However, there was a guy on there (I think his name was Alex) who annoyed me so much that I couldn't even make it through 20 minutes. He was a whole other level of irritating, and I simply couldn't take it any longer. He is right up there with the entire casts of Jerseylicious, Chicagolicious, Bad Girl's Club, and the Jersey Shore....just a few of the shows that you would have to pay me to watch. (Picture of Alex below)
Okay, so back to BB. I couldn't help but be entertained by the blatant stereotyping that existed on this show. Here are some that just made me laugh out loud.
1. Token Black Housemate
Jodi- She announced she was a newlywed and then clarified by stating it was her first marriage and she inherited 5 step-children. SPOILER ALERT. She was voted off first. I mean come-on the only black person gets voted off first. This does not look good for white people.
2. Nerdy Scientist
Ian- I know plenty of really cool people who wear glasses and are engineers, case in point my dad, who do not come off as completely nonathletic and nerdy.
3. East Coaster
Jojo- When I think of people from Staten Island, this is who I picture. She is very good looking, I am not gonna hate, but she is a walking stereotype of who I would think lives on Staten Island.
4. "Teacher"
The girl who said she is a kindergarten teacher- I was actually offended by this one. She said she listed this as her profession because people would think she was cute, young, and naive instead of sharing her real job as a nurse who has a degree. As a certified teacher with a college degree, I would hate for people to assume I am dumb and easily played. Some of the smartest people I know are teachers. I am rooting for her to lose.
5. Weak Women
How is it possible that every woman on that show was incapable of doing well in the competition? I mean come on! I find myself watching shows all the time thinking I would dominate that task. Who knows; maybe it was harder than it looked to jump from mattress to mattress. My guess is that it was pretty easy.
I look forward to next week where I am sure Willie will stir up some drama. I need to pick who I think will win. Anyone have any guesses?
Thank you Boomer for recommending something to fill my Thursday night schedule because the dating shows just weren't my cup of tea. I mean they had Suh on The Choice. As a Packer fan, I hate him for being a punk and root for him to fail.
A couple of weeks ago, I gave Glass House a chance. However, there was a guy on there (I think his name was Alex) who annoyed me so much that I couldn't even make it through 20 minutes. He was a whole other level of irritating, and I simply couldn't take it any longer. He is right up there with the entire casts of Jerseylicious, Chicagolicious, Bad Girl's Club, and the Jersey Shore....just a few of the shows that you would have to pay me to watch. (Picture of Alex below)
1. Token Black Housemate
Jodi- She announced she was a newlywed and then clarified by stating it was her first marriage and she inherited 5 step-children. SPOILER ALERT. She was voted off first. I mean come-on the only black person gets voted off first. This does not look good for white people.
2. Nerdy Scientist
Ian- I know plenty of really cool people who wear glasses and are engineers, case in point my dad, who do not come off as completely nonathletic and nerdy.
3. East Coaster
Jojo- When I think of people from Staten Island, this is who I picture. She is very good looking, I am not gonna hate, but she is a walking stereotype of who I would think lives on Staten Island.
4. "Teacher"
The girl who said she is a kindergarten teacher- I was actually offended by this one. She said she listed this as her profession because people would think she was cute, young, and naive instead of sharing her real job as a nurse who has a degree. As a certified teacher with a college degree, I would hate for people to assume I am dumb and easily played. Some of the smartest people I know are teachers. I am rooting for her to lose.
5. Weak Women
How is it possible that every woman on that show was incapable of doing well in the competition? I mean come on! I find myself watching shows all the time thinking I would dominate that task. Who knows; maybe it was harder than it looked to jump from mattress to mattress. My guess is that it was pretty easy.
I look forward to next week where I am sure Willie will stir up some drama. I need to pick who I think will win. Anyone have any guesses?
Thank you Boomer for recommending something to fill my Thursday night schedule because the dating shows just weren't my cup of tea. I mean they had Suh on The Choice. As a Packer fan, I hate him for being a punk and root for him to fail.
Thursday, July 12, 2012
"Real" Houswives
As of October 2011, I have become a housewife. I spent countless hours watching "The Real Housewives of ________" preparing for this moment. I was ready for my lavish vacations, shopping trips, fancy parties, spray tans, skin-tight clothing, weaves, and let's not forget facial injections. However, nobody told me actual housewives do not experience these perks!
Does anyone think housewives really live this way? How delusional do you have to be? I take that back; I was planning on starting my singing career this year. I made pop singers in middle school, so I am right around the same talent level as JLo and Britney Spears and definitely better than Kim and the Duchess. All I need is one single like "Tardy for the Party" to get my name out there and start making some extra money.
As far as plastic surgery goes, I am about two more kids away from the breast lift that I made my husband promise to give me solely for a shallow purpose of not wanting to look all saggy, but I refuse to mess with my face. A couple of years ago, I went on a cruise that departed from Miami. This is the only time in my life, that I am aware of, that I saw a botox face up close. SCARY is what they look like. They really don't move and make people look like claymation figurines up close. Don't try and tell me that they just got a bad job; it won't work. I will never put a needle in my face. Have you seen Vicki? Stop putting needles in your face!
On a serious note; I just cannot get enough of the Real Housewives. I know it is fake and scripted, and I could care less. All of those women provide me with a good laugh and make me appreciate my life even more. I would love to buy designer labels, dress up for something other than a wedding, and take trips around the world paid for by a tv network, but you could not pay me enough money to have a camera follow me around and make me relive every dumb comment I make and have the public tear me to shreds. I will leave it to the pros.
Does anyone think housewives really live this way? How delusional do you have to be? I take that back; I was planning on starting my singing career this year. I made pop singers in middle school, so I am right around the same talent level as JLo and Britney Spears and definitely better than Kim and the Duchess. All I need is one single like "Tardy for the Party" to get my name out there and start making some extra money.
As far as plastic surgery goes, I am about two more kids away from the breast lift that I made my husband promise to give me solely for a shallow purpose of not wanting to look all saggy, but I refuse to mess with my face. A couple of years ago, I went on a cruise that departed from Miami. This is the only time in my life, that I am aware of, that I saw a botox face up close. SCARY is what they look like. They really don't move and make people look like claymation figurines up close. Don't try and tell me that they just got a bad job; it won't work. I will never put a needle in my face. Have you seen Vicki? Stop putting needles in your face!
On a serious note; I just cannot get enough of the Real Housewives. I know it is fake and scripted, and I could care less. All of those women provide me with a good laugh and make me appreciate my life even more. I would love to buy designer labels, dress up for something other than a wedding, and take trips around the world paid for by a tv network, but you could not pay me enough money to have a camera follow me around and make me relive every dumb comment I make and have the public tear me to shreds. I will leave it to the pros.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Braun's Vindication
I am definitely biased when it comes to this topic considering my son is named after the reigning NLMVP, so it should come as no surprise that I think Brauny should have won the All-Star MVP last night. I will give it to Melky; he had a great game, but his home run didn't even matter. Braun drove in the go-ahead run and made stellar plays in the outfield. My favorite being when he robbed Prince of an extra-base hit.
I pull for Braun to succeed on all occasions because people cannot seem to stop hating on a guy who clearly is a great baseball player. Was my heart broken when news was leaked that he failed a test? Yes.Do I think he cheated? Honestly, no. I just don't think he did. Maybe I am in complete denial, but when I think of juice heads I think of big, beefy guys. Case in point...Barry Bonds. I mean check out his rookie body and check out his San Francisco body. The guy juiced. I just don't believe Braun did it. I don't know what happened, and seeing as though we don't hang out I never will. But in my heart of hearts I think he's innocent. If I am proven wrong, I will accept defeat and move on, but as far as I am concerned his record is clean. His numbers are rock solid, his defense in the outfield is improving, and he's a smart ballplayer. I genuinely like the guy and hope he does well. Screw all the haters screaming he got off on a technicality. If ESPN had done their jobs right, we never even would have heard about any of this and it would be nothing but a fart in the wind. I will let his numbers speak for themselves. According to the media morons and haters, he was supposed to have a down year without Prince "protecting" him. Stats don't lie, and Braun is making a solid run for the NLMVP once again.
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Smoking Chefs
Do all chefs smoke? Recently, my addiction to reality cooking shows has become almost unbelievable. I simply cannot get enough. In one week alone my days go something like this:
Sunday: Food Network Star
Monday; Hell's Kitchen (aka Ghetto Kitchen) and Masterchef
Tuesday: Repeat of same shows from Monday
Wednesday: Around the World in 80 Plates (Let's be honest. I only started watching this show because of Curtis Stone.)
Thursday: Chef Wanted
At some point over the weekend I get hooked on a Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives marathon or Iron Chef showdown where I root against Mario and Bobby like it's a job.
After watching all of these shows, I have come to a number of conclusions about cooks but my number one is "Do you have to smoke to be a chef?"
Doesn't smoking inhibit your ability to taste? I mean it just baffles me that every time I tune into a cooking show, everyone seems to have a cigarette hanging from their mouths. I don't really have any chef friends, so I don't have anyone to actually reference. I just don't understand. What is appealing about smoking? The smell? The taste? The ability to have cancer directly in your mouth? Does it provide stress relief? I wouldn't know I have never tried. Never will unless of course I end up getting cast on Top Chef, Around the World, or Hell's Kitchen where I am pretty sure it is required that you become a smoker so you can sit around with other chefs and talk shit about each other.
Sunday: Food Network Star
Monday; Hell's Kitchen (aka Ghetto Kitchen) and Masterchef
Tuesday: Repeat of same shows from Monday
Wednesday: Around the World in 80 Plates (Let's be honest. I only started watching this show because of Curtis Stone.)
Thursday: Chef Wanted
At some point over the weekend I get hooked on a Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives marathon or Iron Chef showdown where I root against Mario and Bobby like it's a job.
After watching all of these shows, I have come to a number of conclusions about cooks but my number one is "Do you have to smoke to be a chef?"
Doesn't smoking inhibit your ability to taste? I mean it just baffles me that every time I tune into a cooking show, everyone seems to have a cigarette hanging from their mouths. I don't really have any chef friends, so I don't have anyone to actually reference. I just don't understand. What is appealing about smoking? The smell? The taste? The ability to have cancer directly in your mouth? Does it provide stress relief? I wouldn't know I have never tried. Never will unless of course I end up getting cast on Top Chef, Around the World, or Hell's Kitchen where I am pretty sure it is required that you become a smoker so you can sit around with other chefs and talk shit about each other.
Monday, January 30, 2012
Post Pregnancy Body
I consider myself to be a relatively "fit" woman, but after having a baby things just are not the same. This past weekend my husband and I went skiing at Big Powderhorn (BPH). Let me preface this by saying I have only skied safe four times in my life; once was at Crystal Ridge in Franklin which really shouldn't be considered skiing at all compared to this past weekend; Once at Alpine Valley when I was young and probably much less mentally absorbed in the sport which made me a lot better; and twice at BPH for the annual ski trip. The first year we went on this trip my husband thought it was a novel idea to take me down a "more difficult" blue hill for the first run. Things didn't start well as I fell upon getting off the ski lift. Then I looked at the hill and thought "Holy Shit. How am I getting down this thing." I kept a cool head in front of everyone and told myself if I can ski downhill on Wii Fit, I can make it down this hill. I was doing fine until someone was in front of me and I freaked out, started throwing my arms around and bit it hard core. So, this year I finally made the wise decision to take lessons. My brother-in-law Andy and I scored a private lesson from Brad the ski instructor. Two hours later my confidence had risen and I was ready to meet back with Brion.
Brion forgot his sunglasses and couldn't see the road, so he decided this was his best option. NO this is not a joke....but it made my day!!
On a side note I must mention that I absolutely hate more than anything to fail at something. I hate it even more to do so in front of any witnesses. I prefer to become a seasoned pro and then pretend it didn't take forever to get that way. Failing in front of others simply kills my ego and discourages me from trying.
So, I met up with the rest of the group and the first hill we decide to go down leaves me screaming about halfway down the hill. I survived...but barely. We went back up the mountain and started our way down Dynamite. I was doing fine until everyone decided to stop in the middle and wait for those of us who were taking our time getting down the mountain. My anxiety started here. Then we started the second half of the hill and I catch some ice, anxiety rises.....I get cut off three times, anxiety rises....I start going REALLY FAST, fear settles in. I figure the only way out is to fall. I have not mastered this skill and took the fall hard. My mini-yard sale of ski poles were picked up by others but my ego was left on the hill. I called it a day. Here I sit today with a stiff neck, tight calf muscles, and a raging case of embarrassment. Maybe I need to go back to Wii fit to fine tune my skills so I can hone my skills for next year. Either way, at least I didn't look like this on our way home from the hill (Brion is going to love me for posting this pic!)
Brion forgot his sunglasses and couldn't see the road, so he decided this was his best option. NO this is not a joke....but it made my day!!Thursday, January 26, 2012
Idea #2: Cheese Addict???
Is there such as thing as being addicted to cheese? According to the following article, it is entirely possible that I am suffering from this affliction. http://www.care2.com/greenliving/cheese-contains-morphine.html
When Braun turned one month old, he broke out in a rash and was noticeably irritable after eating. I wondered what was going on because I thought babies were supposed to be happy after they ate not scream uncontrollably for an hour. I asked the doctor and she told me to give up cheese. NO. I am not kidding. Let's not forget I LIVE IN WISCONSIN. I mean it's like asking Floridians to give up oranges or Philadelphians to give up cheese steak. I respectfully edited my inner thought of "You have got to be f***ing kidding me" to "Are you serious?" She said to give it a go and see what happens. It worked. My son was healed, but I no longer have anything to eat. I literally eat dairy at every meal. I have started to get incredibly irritable myself because for the past month all I want is an order of fried cheese curds, pizza, greasy garlic bread soaked in butter, nachos...who are we kidding I just want to sit down with a block of cheese and eat away. So, I began to tell my husband that I must be addicted because my mood is all over the place. That's when I came across the aforementioned article. I mean if it's not bad enough the Packers lost this just compounds my problems. I tried vegan cheese; it's not the same. Not even close. In fact I'd rather eat my own hand. Shouldn't I be compensated or something for not eating cheese while living in Wisconsin??? Here's to Braun outgrowing his allergy yesterday.
When Braun turned one month old, he broke out in a rash and was noticeably irritable after eating. I wondered what was going on because I thought babies were supposed to be happy after they ate not scream uncontrollably for an hour. I asked the doctor and she told me to give up cheese. NO. I am not kidding. Let's not forget I LIVE IN WISCONSIN. I mean it's like asking Floridians to give up oranges or Philadelphians to give up cheese steak. I respectfully edited my inner thought of "You have got to be f***ing kidding me" to "Are you serious?" She said to give it a go and see what happens. It worked. My son was healed, but I no longer have anything to eat. I literally eat dairy at every meal. I have started to get incredibly irritable myself because for the past month all I want is an order of fried cheese curds, pizza, greasy garlic bread soaked in butter, nachos...who are we kidding I just want to sit down with a block of cheese and eat away. So, I began to tell my husband that I must be addicted because my mood is all over the place. That's when I came across the aforementioned article. I mean if it's not bad enough the Packers lost this just compounds my problems. I tried vegan cheese; it's not the same. Not even close. In fact I'd rather eat my own hand. Shouldn't I be compensated or something for not eating cheese while living in Wisconsin??? Here's to Braun outgrowing his allergy yesterday.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Idea #1: Criminal Reporter
Since I have become a stay at home mom, I often find myself frequenting stores on a weekly basis. One of my favorites--Target. Most of the time I have a plan and items I actually have to buy; however, there are times I just go there for absolutely no other reason than to pass time and maybe find something I want. My husband loves when I do that, or so I tell myself in order to feel better. I mean it would be better if there weren't three Targets within about ten mintues from my driveway. You can only ask a person to resist the temptation for so long. However, there have been some recent setbacks to my Target visits. About a month ago Braun and I were in the baby aisles looking for some new body wash for his sensitive skin, an actual reason for going, and I bumped my cart into a sketchy guy. He was about 6 feet tall, mid twenties, wearing an open backpack, and pushing an empty cart. My immediate thought was "Where is his girlfriend, wife, baby?" I mean we were in the baby aisles, and he seemed a tad jumpy when I ran into him. I continued on my merry way and kept wandering around until I look up another aisle and I see this same guy shoving stuff in his backpack. I always wondered what I would do if this ever happened, but I was frozen in my spot staring at him. I didn't approach him, call for security or perform some miraculous citizen's arrest. I mean I had my baby with me; I have more important things to think about than becoming the next Stephanie Plum. He turned around and saw me and started to make his way out of the store. I stood there for a second and thought about what I was supposed to do; I decided to follow him to the front of the store and turn him in.
When I actually found someone who worked there and pointed out the said stealer, she said "people do that all the time" as if it was no big deal. He continued right on out of the door and nothing was done. I never knew it was so easy to steal from stores. Maybe I should think about this for the safe twenty times a month I visit Target. Turns out being a law-abiding citizen did nothing for me other than make me sweat more than normal on a routine trip to Target.
When I actually found someone who worked there and pointed out the said stealer, she said "people do that all the time" as if it was no big deal. He continued right on out of the door and nothing was done. I never knew it was so easy to steal from stores. Maybe I should think about this for the safe twenty times a month I visit Target. Turns out being a law-abiding citizen did nothing for me other than make me sweat more than normal on a routine trip to Target.
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