Is there such as thing as being addicted to cheese? According to the following article, it is entirely possible that I am suffering from this affliction. http://www.care2.com/greenliving/cheese-contains-morphine.html
When Braun turned one month old, he broke out in a rash and was noticeably irritable after eating. I wondered what was going on because I thought babies were supposed to be happy after they ate not scream uncontrollably for an hour. I asked the doctor and she told me to give up cheese. NO. I am not kidding. Let's not forget I LIVE IN WISCONSIN. I mean it's like asking Floridians to give up oranges or Philadelphians to give up cheese steak. I respectfully edited my inner thought of "You have got to be f***ing kidding me" to "Are you serious?" She said to give it a go and see what happens. It worked. My son was healed, but I no longer have anything to eat. I literally eat dairy at every meal. I have started to get incredibly irritable myself because for the past month all I want is an order of fried cheese curds, pizza, greasy garlic bread soaked in butter, nachos...who are we kidding I just want to sit down with a block of cheese and eat away. So, I began to tell my husband that I must be addicted because my mood is all over the place. That's when I came across the aforementioned article. I mean if it's not bad enough the Packers lost this just compounds my problems. I tried vegan cheese; it's not the same. Not even close. In fact I'd rather eat my own hand. Shouldn't I be compensated or something for not eating cheese while living in Wisconsin??? Here's to Braun outgrowing his allergy yesterday.
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